Class 2 felonies committed by my kids.
Why is it so hard for them to put the toilet paper on the roll? It’s not good enough to just grab a new roll of TP and put it in the bathroom. Where is the effort? It takes less than 15 additional seconds to pop out the empty roll and replace it. This morning I had to remind these girls for the second time in as many months that when you finish the roll replace it.
The one curse phrase I’d like to scream at my daughters would be” take your lil asses outside and play” –
~I have to take this off of my list for now. The girls have been playing outside for the last two weeks and I haven’t had to threaten them.
This is dedicated … you are appreciated!
I got mine fellas, you need to get yours. ummmm I guess ladies you can get you one too if that’s your thang.
This is official right now in 4 minutes or less
We going to crown all of them right now
My momma your momma
Baby’s mommas mommas mommas
Wife
If you near a woman right now wherever you’re at just turn to em and say you are appreciated
I appreciate your smile (thank you)
*And the nine months you take to carry and birth a child *(thank you)
And the way you play dumb even when we living real foul ( ooo thank ya)
And even as a single parent momma you still hold it down some how (thank you momma) making ends meet somehow (thank you momma)
I appreciate your strength (thank you)
How you never bite your lip to say what’s on your mind (thank you)
How you a lady in the streets and a freak when it’s bedroom time (thank you)
How you gon’ ride with me roll with me and tell me what’s yours is mine
Fellas, If you aint got one better search the world to find
Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Beautiful Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
I appreciate your glow (Thank you)
And when you get angry with us the way that you let us know (thank you)
And i think it’s so cute when you get so emotional (thank you)
You know till you prove your point you just can’t let it go (ha ha)
But i like that though
I appreciate so much (thank you girl)
Like the I love you feeling girl when we touch (thank you girl)
Like there’s no you, no me, if there’s no us (thank ya)
And if she ever hears an urgency she’ll come in a rush (thank you)
To the rescue, man you better find you a
Woman woman woman (Get you one man)
Strong Woman woman woman (Ain’t nothing like making love)
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Beautiful Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman (when i get weak i need a strong woman)
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
She’s gotta be street smart and educated
Gotta good head on her shoulders
A sexy swagger with sex appeal
A grown woman hook up them home cook meals
A grown woman who’s confident
Better recognize one where the grown ones sit
And a grown woman knows how to tell you no
A grown woman knows when to let you go
You can have a big ol car and big ol house but next to God nothing else amounts to her
Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Beautiful Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Aint nothing like a
Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Beautiful Woman woman woman
Strong Woman woman woman
Grown Woman woman woman
Special Woman woman woman
Just a little FYI …
By Kathleen Hennessey
Associated Press Writer / April 12, 2008
LAS VEGAS—A 26-year-old entrepreneur from Texas was named Miss USA on Friday, besting 50 other beauty queens for the coveted crown.
more stories like this Crystle Stewart, of Missouri City, Texas, runs a party-planning and motivational speaking company, as well as modeling professionally. She says she wants to dedicate her life to international philanthropy.
“I want to talk to people about how to set a goal and achieve it,” she told The Associated Press after the show. “Because I just achieved my goal.”
Stewart edged out first runner-up Leah Laviano of Mississippi and Tiffany Andrade of New Jersey.
Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith relinquished the crown — and the posh New York apartment that comes with it — in a show aired live by NBC with hosts Donny and Marie Osmond from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip. The network co-owns the parent Miss Universe Organization with Donald Trump.
Smith, a former Miss Tennessee USA, said she was headed to Hollywood.
Stewart was headed for the publicity circuit. She said she was eager to travel and spread her message of self-improvement to young women. She noted she was one of only a handful of black woman crowned Miss USA in the pageant’s 57-year history.
“I think the United States is coming together,” she said, citing the historic presidential candidacies of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. She declined to name her preference.
“I don’t know, we’ll see. Fundamentally, I’m a Democrat,” she said.
Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia have been in Las Vegas for nearly three weeks, rehearsing and hyping the 57th annual pageant. After stints in Baltimore and Los Angeles, organizers billed the new venue as a city beloved by the event’s international audience.
The pageant tried to showed off its edge, featuring a grinding live rock performance by the band Finger Eleven, music from Rihanna, and contestants in barely there black bikinis and faux-fur coats.
Donny and Marie kept up a steady stream of sibling banter even while swiftly whittling the field.
Donny Osmond told the losers to “put on a poker face” as he sent them home.
“Or use Botox; then it won’t move,” Marie quipped.
Stewart will compete in the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam in July. She also becomes a spokeswoman for breast and ovarian cancer awareness and other causes, while traveling to promote the organization.
Miss USA contestants are scored in three categories: swimsuit, evening gown and interview. Miss Alaska USA, Courtney Erin Carroll, was chosen “Miss Photogenic USA” based on voting at the organization’s Web site. The other contestants named Miss Ohio USA, Monica Day, “Miss Congeniality.” Unlike the rival Miss America, Miss USA contestants are not asked to perform a talent.
Smith’s year on the throne has been marked by fewer racy headlines than her 2006 predecessor, Tara Conner. Conner’s underage drinking landed her in rehab and sparked a media circus documenting her fall from grace.
Smith’s low point was a fall onstage during the evening gown competition of the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City. She was booed by the crowd and Miss Japan won the title.
A bigger blunder this year belonged to Miss California USA organizers. The judges crowned the wrong queen in their November contest and reversed it days later, saying Raquel Beezley, of Barstow, was the victim of a vote tabulation error. Dethroned Miss Los Angeles, Christina Silva, a Hispanic woman, has filed a lawsuit alleging racial bias.
Asked to comment on the lawsuit, Stewart was whisked away by organizers. The Miss Universe Organization would not comment on the matter.
The panel of judges for Friday’s pageant included Heather Mills, model and former wife of Paul McCartney; comedian Rob Schneider; Olympic gold-medal swimmer Amanda Beard; and Christian Siriano, winner of Bravo’s fashion reality series, “Project Runway.”
Lookout Boone’s Farm, MD2020 and Wild Irish Rose!
I’m almost ashamed to admit that this is my favorite wine in the world … Why why why are they packaging “MY” wine in to go cups?
From Daily News Links, 08/21/2006
MILLERSVILLE, Maryland, August 19, 2006-If you can take beer and malt-based coolers on the go, why not wine?
That’s the premise behind Schmitt Sohne’s newest innovation, RELAX Juniors, which offers either RELAX Riesling or RELAX Cool Red, a chillable red wine, in an unbreakable 375 ml aluminum bottle, with a screw-on re-sealable cap. Retailing for about $4.99 per bottle, RELAX Juniors will be displayed in point-of-sale cases of 12, which can sit comfortably on a store counter, encouraging customers to pick up one or two at a time.
Relax 375ml aluminum bottles
Using aluminum bottles for wine has been discussed for over a year. In early 2005, Wine Business Monthly ran a story discussing the possibility of aluminum wine packaging, as did Wines & Vines.
“We think the aluminum bottle is an idea that could revolutionize the way consumers drink wine,” said Christopher Klau, CEO of Schmitt Sohne Wines USA. “It’s easy to grab and go…perfect for stocking the cooler for picnics, ideal for serving at pool or patio parties, or for having ‘just enough’ wine at home. Now, you can still enjoy a delicious wine that’s fresh, crisp, clean and cool anywhere you go,” he added.
Klau noted that the aluminum bottle preserves the taste of the wine just as well–or better–than a glass bottle. The new bottle is a
brand extension for RELAX Riesling, which has been among Schmitt Sohne’s most popular offerings. Since its introduction in 2004, RELAX Riesling has seen sales gains of better than 100 percent year over year. RELAX Cool Red, also introduced this summer, is designed to meet the growing consumer demand for a light-bodied, chillable red wine that’s easy to drink and easy to pair with a wide variety of foods.
“We expect the public to react to RELAX Juniors much like they did for the original launch of Relax. They bought RELAX because it is a great wine at a good value, packaged in a dramatically new, fashionable bottle. We simplified the message about German wine and the consumers responded by trying RELAX en masse. They came back, though, for the taste,” Klau said.
Klau adds that the company is currently working hard to fill advance orders for Relax Juniors. However, production is now in full swing and he expects to have product shipped and available nationally by early this fall. Though the “case” for display holds 12, 375 ml bottles, the actual “case” retailers order will hold two display cases, for a total of 24 bottles.
The aluminum bottle concept may be a brave new world in wine packaging, but for Klau, it is merely part of his brand’s strategy to make German wines more understandable and accessible to the American market. The strategy began in 1996 with the package redesign of Schmitt Sohne’s Blue Bottle line, and the introduction of their wildly popular Little German advertising character.
“With the consumption of wine increasing in America, it is very important that we make our wines fit consumer’s lifestyles. We want
consumers to feel wine is more of an everyday, ordinary pleasure than special occasion treat. This new packaging makes it much easier to do that,” Klau said.
- The only upside/downside will be whether or not the new carry arounds will fit inside my jacket pocket. 
Congrats to the JayHawks
Kansas Beats Memphis to Take Men’s College Basketball Title
By David Byrd
San Antonio
08 April 2008
The University of Kansas has defeated Memphis, 75-68, to take the American men’s big-college basketball title. As VOA’s David Byrd reports from San Antonio, the game came down to some crucial shots in the waning minutes.
Kansas players Russell Robinson (3), Mario Chalmers (15) Brady Morningstar, rear, celebrate victory over Memphis, 07 Apr 2008
The game was evenly-matched and fast paced for most of Monday night. The lead changed hands nine times and the contest was tied eight times. The biggest lead was Memphis by nine in the second half, but Kansas was able to cut the lead to just two points with less than a minute to play.
Memphis freshman Derrick Rose made one of two free throws, to give the Tigers a 63-60 lead. But Kansas guard Mario Chalmers was able to hit a three-point shot with less than two seconds left, to send the game into overtime.
In the extra period, Kansas was able to pull away and Memphis could not make up the gap. Kansas Coach Bill Self says it was overwhelming to win such a hard-fought contest.
“You know it was a fabulous game. Both defenses were great and neither team got rhythm offensively and, God, we competed hard on every possession,” he said. “You know it is one thing to win it is another thing to win the way we won. There is just no quit in these guys.”
Memphis Coach John Calipari, whose Tigers lost just two games all year, said that Kansas deserved the national title because it never gave up.
“You’ve got to give them credit because for them not to stop playing and just keep fighting and making plays,” he said. “My hat’s off to them. I just got to tell you.”
Monday’s win is the first national title for Kansas in men’s basketball since 1988.
A Day of Remembrance
Biography (nobelpeaceprize.org)
Martin Luther King, Jr., (January 15, 1929-April 4, 196 
was born Michael Luther King, Jr., but later had his name changed to Martin. His grandfather began the family’s long tenure as pastors of the Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, serving from 1914 to 1931; his father has served from then until the present, and from 1960 until his death Martin Luther acted as co-pastor. Martin Luther attended segregated public schools in Georgia, graduating from high school at the age of fifteen; he received the B. A. degree in 1948 from Morehouse College, a distinguished Negro institution of Atlanta from which both his father and grandfather had graduated. After three years of theological study at Crozer Theological Seminary in Pennsylvania where he was elected president of a predominantly white senior class, he was awarded the B.D. in 1951. With a fellowship won at Crozer, he enrolled in graduate studies at Boston University, completing his residence for the doctorate in 1953 and receiving the degree in 1955. In Boston he met and married Coretta Scott, a young woman of uncommon intellectual and artistic attainments. Two sons and two daughters were born into the family.
In 1954, Martin Luther King accepted the pastorale of the Dexter Avenue Baptist Church in Montgomery, Alabama. Always a strong worker for civil rights for members of his race, King was, by this time, a member of the executive committee of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, the leading organization of its kind in the nation. He was ready, then, early in December, 1955, to accept the leadership of the first great Negro nonviolent demonstration of contemporary times in the United States, the bus boycott described by Gunnar Jahn in his presentation speech in honor of the laureate. The boycott lasted 382 days. On December 21, 1956, after the Supreme Court of the United States had declared unconstitutional the laws requiring segregation on buses, Negroes and whites rode the buses as equals. During these days of boycott, King was arrested, his home was bombed, he was subjected to personal abuse, but at the same time he emerged as a Negro leader of the first rank.
In 1957 he was elected president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, an organization formed to provide new leadership for the now burgeoning civil rights movement. The ideals for this organization he took from Christianity; its operational techniques from Gandhi. In the eleven-year period between 1957 and 1968, King traveled over six million miles and spoke over twenty-five hundred times, appearing wherever there was injustice, protest, and action; and meanwhile he wrote five books as well as numerous articles. In these years, he led a massive protest in Birmingham, Alabama, that caught the attention of the entire world, providing what he called a coalition of conscience. and inspiring his “Letter from a Birmingham Jail”, a manifesto of the Negro revolution; he planned the drives in Alabama for the registration of Negroes as voters; he directed the peaceful march on Washington, D.C., of 250,000 people to whom he delivered his address, “l Have a Dream”, he conferred with President John F. Kennedy and campaigned for President Lyndon B. Johnson; he was arrested upwards of twenty times and assaulted at least four times; he was awarded five honorary degrees; was named Man of the Year by Time magazine in 1963; and became not only the symbolic leader of American blacks but also a world figure.
At the age of thirty-five, Martin Luther King, Jr., was the youngest man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize. When notified of his selection, he announced that he would turn over the prize money of $54,123 to the furtherance of the civil rights movement.
On the evening of April 4, 1968, while standing on the balcony of his motel room in Memphis, Tennessee, where he was to lead a protest march in sympathy with striking garbage workers of that city, he was assassinated.
Today’s Dedication …
I woke up this morning with this was playing in my head. I don’t know many of the lyrics, but when do I ever, so I kept repeating the title. Mamalicious this is for you today, I hope that you are having a great day! — I can always assume that it will be a busy one, it’s been that way since 1998! .
Marvin Gaye - Sanctified Lady
Who and why …?
Who was the idiot that believed that all third graders in the world should learn to play the recorder? At this very moment I am enduring a weekly pre-test recital. I do not miss the Tuesday nights when she is with her mom showcasing her “night of unmusical genius”, no not at all! (Bless my baby’s little heart) She has learned the notes “B”, “A” and “G” or more accurately she thinks that she has learned the notes “B”, “A” and “G”. That translates to my ears as N-O-I-S-E. And this child (bless her little heart) is quite determined. How many times is she going to blow through that plastic tube with holes?
She just asked me “if every time she misses a note can she have to start over?” And like a glutton for punishment I said yes ma’am with as much enthusiasm as a cheerleader musters up on homecoming. Please clock tick tick tick …let these thirty minutes pass by quickly. Why does it take a whole sixty seconds to pass before a minut clicks away” Who thought of that — times like these you should be able to deduct fifteen to twenty seconds off of every minute like good behaviour credit granted to convicts, because I feel like I’m doing time right about now.
What the hell is she trying to play anyway “Gently Sleep” this sounds just like last week’s “Hot Crossed Buns“. Finally, quitting time … now I won’t have to run up to my medicine cabinet for the Excedrin. Oh wait, bedtime in 10 minutes, that means oral reading time right now. And like a good parent I again will be the audience. “Dear Dumb Diary“, why did I allow her to pick this ridiculous series of school tales? Momentary weakness on my part … I get overly excited when I’m in a bookstore with the girls, in particular the youngest who llikes to read a lot.
Four minutes before I get to shuffle her off to bed and have some quiet adult time. What’s missing is a drink and the words of my favorite writer which will put me to bed tonight as usual.
I want Bokeem Woodbine’s agent !
Whoever he may be, he keeps this dude working. Last night I had the boob tube running in the background while doing homework and I suddenly hear this unmistakable raspy, ignant ass sounding voice. Bokeem was on one of those CSI shows playing a hood, lawyer or whatever, just being “that” typical non-acting crude sounding character that has formed his career.
IMDB.com shows five movies that this dude will have a roll in for 2008. Two are in post production “Letting Go” and “Caught on Tape” with two other complete “The Poker House” and “The Fifth Commandment” which is due out March ‘08. His portfolio includes some very reputable titles tat have showcased some excellent talent:
RAY w/ Jamie Fox, City of Angels w/ Hill Harper & Blair Underwood, Life w/ Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy, Dead Presidents, Crooklyn and of course Soul Food w/ Nicole Ari Parker (okay that was for me …)
His agent must bill him as the “perfect sterotypical thug” extra. How else does he keep showing up … The dude was even in a few episodes of the Sopranos, damn … I hope that I’m coming off like I’m hating on the brother, I just wonder if there aren’t enough broken English speaking — limp pimp walking brothers to fit some of those roles.
wtf! I’m about to google earch his agent and send that dude a video of me reciting the alphabet. I know he’ll be impressed because I can do it without saliva spilling out of the sides of my mouth.
Plus I rock a bald-head too!
